Michael Wilbon breakzz his season-long silence
Sure Big Daddy Fame may indeed be a national TV star and fancy himself Black Buddha of the sports pages but he is still a Washington Post columnist and his continued efforts to wash his hands of DC sports teams is SCANDALOUS.
Well, too little, too late Mister HMS Fairweather!!!!!
Salieri rode into our little hamlet on your well dressed back but a well dressed mule is a mule nonetheless. And now you want nothing more than to have K Hein. and B Gord. strip you down and ride you around the room -- not in a gay way of course, but just two young naked men riding another larger sycophantic man yelling "faster faster, Star Jones!" completely secure in their sexuality.
Come NBA All Star weekend, aka THANKSGIVING expect to see Michael in line at the Ty Chandler After-Party, slipping behind the velvet rope with a Bundaberg and Coke in one hand and a fleece mitten in the other, reporting for duty as Chicago's official team fluffer. And MDubzz, when you and Luc Longly finally pull up to LBoogie's understated AllStar gathering of poker and crabs, late into the night, you will be TOO LATE to the party, your lips sweet with the smell of Ma Curry's Sweet Potato Hash, and sour with the taste of betrayal.
You could have really helped bring the Wiz to the world, you could have sung the Body Arenas, but instead we have to rely on things like THIS to generate buzz.
You wont see it on NBA.com but if you have GWiz's unlisted number (as we do) you can arrange a "Honeymoon Package" for A LOT less. For only $50, GWiz with accompany you on your honeymoon and impregnate your wife! For another $20, Dave Johnson will sit in the corner in a robe and do play-by-play.
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