Australia also has Andrew Gaze!!! Former Bullet and current Whey-Face!
Andrew is the Australian Michael Jordan except without the talent and bitter narcissism. (He does openly sleep with white women though!)
Andrew Gaze was part of the "10 DAY GENERATION".
Thats the big neglected family of ballers who played for the Bullets on 10-day contracts during the 90s.
In many ways, Australia is like a nation on 10-Day contractors playing for Team England!!!!
Anyway, Andrew Gaze was too short for an NBA forward and too slow for a guard. He is also too slow to run from bogans which is why he mostly stays in the city.
The wiz have been slipping recently, but like Gilbert Arenas when hes bricks a few threepees then steps up and drills one from 40 feet, the wiz are "Bipolar" and im not talking about Dana's camera phone at the Kwame Brown and Brendan Haywood meet-and-greet!!!!! what am I saying, Oh yeah, so the wiz have unmolested confidence and also madness enough to stay out of a slump for too long. Plus with Kwame Brown back the press photographers have to apply a special handsomeness-lens on their cameras.!!!
Kwames going to rack up more double doubles than Noah! !!
(Even though this IS a contract year and kwame knows more than anybody that contract years are a time for relaxing and enjoying your life because who knows where youll be next year??!! )
Last week a kid in the MCI center had a sign saying "Its my birthday Gilbert can I have your shirt" and Gilbert gave it to him.
Hey, so does "Y Fronts" have a hyphen??
Catch your breath quote From the Post last week:
With Hughes back, they are hopeful that they will at least have that swagger again.
"It's a confidence that I've grown up with, as far as knowing that everybody puts their pants on the same way," Hughes said.
Every time he put his pants on correctly, Abe Pollin also beams a big smile.
What confidence is to a young man, dignity is to the old!
Also, the Charlotte Bobcats signed guard Cory Alexander. Like Courtney Alexander, former Wiz player and MJ protege...
There is no U in "Cory" but there is a U in "MULE".
To make room for Cory the Bobcats waived...
Poor Jahidi. This means the Bobcats will have less size coming off the bench and that the team showers will no longer involve the barter system, bloody towels or Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" on the boombox .
Jahidi had been out with a sore shoulder and he had frustrated team trainers by forgoing traditional treatments of massage and strengh training and instead opting for rubbing liberal amounts of Ghee on his bad wing. Jahidi reacted the way he often does in stress, he beached himself. Scientists insist its a navigartional malfunction but those who know J Chubb best know that its the result of indescribable grief and his very tiny brain.
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